Thursday, 30 May 2013


Just takin' five. Smelling the (crushed and annihilated) roses.

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Monday, 27 May 2013

40. RATED.

The Apocalypse - is no excuse for slipshod property maintenance...

Sunday, 26 May 2013


There was this time when I was unemployed for about 3 months (there were no Nursing jobs at this point if you can believe that shit) and me and a mate hired a Sega Mega Drive for a couple of days. The first day we played Sonic The Hedgehog for 15 hours straight. As well as a really quite sore trigger thumb, when I went to sleep I dreamt of nothing but that bloody hedgehog and that bloody music. All. Damn. Night.

38. ABANDONED PART II (it's two for one day!)

Don't worry boys - Chuck Norris will be along to rescue you sharpish (and roundhouse kick the rear echelon BASTARD who ordered the chopper to leave you to the Commies).


And it was a bad neighbourhood BEFORE the deadly crab creature's moved in....

Saturday, 25 May 2013

37. EYES.

Eyes! So many eyes! My sanity! My SANITY!'s a Lovecraftian thing.

Friday, 24 May 2013


This would just suck.

.....bonus 'Black Album Version'. Any opinions on which is better?

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

34. STARS.

Nice view out there I imagine....


I don't mind the new Bond films - Daniel Craig is an awesome suave killing machine (though I do contend that 007 shouldn't have his ability to shoot a bad guy in the head first time, every time  affected by a little thing like getting shot off a bridge) - but I can't help but think the franchise desperately needs more hidden Volcano bases.

Monday, 20 May 2013

Making 'NIGHT'

So this is the scan of my original sketch after I had inked it. I then whacked that into illustrator, saved it 16 times into 19 different formats and.....
...removed all the bits that aren't going to be white (or red) in the end picture. Once I'd done that I filled everything that wasn't inside one of those areas with black to come up with the end result which should be right under this post (or alternatively click here)


Interesting to do this one. All the black is basically me pressing 'fill' in Illustrator. I'd feel more guilty about this (like instead of painting it with ink and a brush I guess) but the drawing of the original image that I scanned presented enough of a challenge to reduce my guilt to a dull throb. Plus - these days - things like Illustrator can surely be put in the same basket as pens and pencils (particularly as the figures and composition are all mine and all hand drawn).

Sunday, 19 May 2013


Seriously. Don't these people watch movies. Don't. Touch. The. Harmless. Looking. Alien. Plants.

Saturday, 18 May 2013


Always raining in the Vietnam War. That would of sucked....and the killing and maiming of course.

Thursday, 16 May 2013


My Daughter. Happiest person on Earth. Responsible for a significant portion of my own happiness. Happiness.


Quite happy with the button pressing. Not at all sure about the rest. I mean 'Sorrow'. What would I know about sorry. Also - don't bother trying to figure what the co-ordinates are - totally made them up.

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Monday, 13 May 2013


Oh wah. Toughen up princess.


In case you were wondering - The guy up top is the one that is lurking. Now if the guy in the hole had tentacles....

Friday, 10 May 2013


Can you draw a leaf? Yep. Can you draw lots of leaves? Yes I can.

Thursday, 9 May 2013


Nana nana nana nana -nana nana nana nana HOLI-DAYS!!! Another shack. But this one has A DECK!

Wednesday, 8 May 2013


Fortitude: Courage in pain or adversity....And if you find yourself typing something along the lines of - 'Actually Matt. In the movie the Black Knight has both his arms chopped off before his legs so his arm would not actually be bleeding like that' - Then STOP IT RIGHT NOW and give yourself a swift uppercut you Python obsessed git (though I think you will find that the heraldry on his chest is quite accurate). 

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

19. GREY

To the horticulturally adept among you who may be questioning the botanical correctness of this tree - I can assure you that the cartoon forest growing out the back of our house has several of these serenely overhanging the cute but gently menacing Witches Hut made out of oversized candy.

Sunday, 5 May 2013


The Rainbow Gun. Kills Unicorns dead (feel free to cross the streams).

Friday, 3 May 2013


This was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Too many of my original ideas seemed to result in me drawing a picture of someone getting tortured.....which isn't cool (plus tomorrow is 'Blood' so I didn't want to go too hard too early). So instead, you get this picture of a girl asking the nice man what the time is............and why he has a tail (duh).


I always wanted a secret underground thingamijig. Maybe I've already got one. How would you guys know huh? How? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....ha.

Thursday, 2 May 2013


Warning. In Joke in 5...4..3..2..1... 'Ooo. Cat, was it? I thought it was a wee skinny lamb'. Relax. It's a stunt cat. No cat's were harmed in the making of today's drawing. Anyone for the parson's nose?