The Greta Thunberg Reaction Flow Chart...

Just in case you were starting to worry about the right way to react...

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 30 - Beamed into Space

And that's it. Thanks Lee (I think). 

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 29 - Computer Defence Mechanism

I don't know why we talk about the threat of AI in terms of the future. It's clear to me every time I have to change my work passwords that AI is already here. And it's a complete bastard.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 28 - Hyper-Acceleration.

I think this is referred to as the 'Wiley Coyote Effect'

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 27 - Strangled

It's a battle every time. But the flavour is worth it.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 24 - Sympathetic Magic

Space Voodoo.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 23 - Crushed by Boulder

Duck!

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 22 - Ejected in an Ion Pod

Softest of soft options.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 21 - Poisoned Milk

Think once. Think twice. Think, don't steal milk from a guy called 'Korg the Poisoner'.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 20 - Stabbed

The name you are looking for is Roberto.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 19 - Vaporised by Gorn

More than a passing resemblance to Kleggs I'm thinking.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 18 - Poisoned by Mugato

Absolute hell at parties.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 16 - Impaled by Plant Thorns

Poor diddums.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 14 - Exploding Rock

If it could tick, it obviously would.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 13 - Clubbed

GrrrRRAARGGhhH.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 12 - Lightning

Look out the window idiot.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 11 - Kleegat

I think the spinny lines on the Kleegat may be going the wrong way.....Which is good for Our Guy I guess.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 10 - Drained of Salt

So very annoying.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 9 - Drained of Red Blood Cells

Is the use of busts only a massive soft option on my part? Open to debate.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 8 - Dissolved

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 7 - Vaporised by Supercomputer

An exabyte is a large number of bytes. Is my understanding.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 6 - Neck Broken

To be fair. Those shuttles have all the aerodynamic qualities of a particularly non-aerodynamic brick.

30 Days of Red Shirts Day 5 - Vaporised by a probe.

I know what you may be thinking. It's a dirty lie. That is a completely different pile of excellently shaded ash....More to come I suspect.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 4 - Rapidly Aged

In terms of illustrating the concept, it was this or music. And I'm unwilling to make judgements about what constitutes 'aged' music.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 3 - Vaporised by Phaser

Now. There are 3 other 'Vaporised by...' in this list and I'm going to say right now - If things get too desperate time wise, that's a terrible temptation to just re-run this with a different heading....and maybe a different colour shirt. I blame Lee in advance for this glaring loophole.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 2 - Transporter Accident

Don't want to think about where his lower half is.

30 Days of Redshirts Day 1 - Shoved off a cliff.

I suspect the monster doing the shoving here would have been waaaaay to expensive for the original show budget. Let's just assume it's a really naff hand puppet.

30 Days of Redshirts....What are you guys looking at.

Well. This was going to be up last week as a prologue to this week but now it's this week so (as my daughter would say), yeah.