61. FAIRY TALE

No tricks. No blood or last minute smarty arsey post-modern 'the fairies are actually evil' rubbish (plus Mr Pratchett already done that quite nicely). Just good old fashioned family values.

Two fairies. Married to each other. With a happy child. Nothing controversial there.

60. REJECTION.

Now this, ladies and gentlemen. Is how trouble starts.

59. NO WAY OUT

I know it's 'No Way Out' but I can't help thinking he's got a horse at the bottom of that cliff that he's totally going to jump onto and not rupture both his testicles AT ALL.....unless he's the bad guy of course in which case that dude is dead meat.

...also. I need to work on my cowboy hats....

58. KICK IN THE HEAD

If I was also drawing sound effects it would be something along the lines of - 'KLONGGGG'.

57. SACRIFICE.

First she's going to bust off of this piss weak stake. Then she's going to beat that giant spider to death with that rock. And THEN she's going back to that bunch of spineless old butt wipes on the Town Council that decided she should be the sacrifice instead of some over the hill goat like old cranky Mrs Maggoty and feed them their own scum sucking large intestines.....

Sacrifice indeed....

56. DANGER AHEAD.

'Ooh. There he is.' Colour version added on 28/06 for more 'pop' (thanks for the suggestion Lee).

'Airbags activated! Turn signals operational!'

55. WAITING

Not going to lie - I got fairly strapped for time on this one thanks to 6 hours spent on the pressing business of the time sucking, relentlessly hungry, demonic organism that is the Laguna Public School P&C. Still, I'm fairly happy with the leafy bits.