68. HERO

I bet the guy here thought he was going have a nice quiet day...Not a bit of it.

67. PLAYING THE MELODY.

Please ignore the physics.....

66. TRAPS

'Could Minion Class 2 Jones please report to Mr Octopus in HR for his performance appraisal.....'

65. HORROR

2002. The Sutherland Cup Grand Final against Colleagues (Tristans and Jeremy's the lot of them) at Harold Park. Had not lost a game all year. We lost 3 - 0 to a penalty kick that bounced off the upright AND the crossbar before going over......I am aware that this is what you might refer to as 'First World Horror'.

64. MULTI TASKING

Tappity tap tap THUD.

63. DO NOT DISTURB.

Proper Dragons are not ridden. They are not wise and homely. They are not voiced by Sean Connery. They are evil, capricious killing machines that will consume you and your entire village then make shiny baubles from your heat cured bones.... 

62. MAGIC

Nothing shits me more than stories where they're always solving every single little problem with magic (are you listening Rupert Bear?). I always liked Terry Pratchett's conception of Magic as a quite dangerous, almost radioactive tool that tended to remove (or add) as many limbs as it solved problems.